$502

Once in a Lifetime, Never to be Re-auctioned Powerboat Ride around Manhattan. This would be departing Elizabeth Marina in the morning, heading out under the Bayonne Bridge, and then head north past the Statue of Liberty, continuing up the Hudson past the Colgate Clock, Hoboken, the Intrepid museum, up the river under the GW Bridge, then we head east into the Harlem River and down the Upper East side (east River) past the UN Building, through Hells Gate and under the bridges before returning south of lower Manhattan and back to Elizabeth. Notes: - Max. 4 passengers. - Date to be agreed with Kris O'B. - Fuel and launch fees included. - Entire winning bid goes to HS team fund. - Boat is red, no other color options. - No stopping for swimming. - No stopping for fishing. We still only fish for compliments. - Dramamine not provided. - Children cannot drive the boat. - Passengers cannot drive the boat. - You can wear a costume, as long as it's appropriate and not influenced by Morris Rugby Coaches. - Bring your own snacks. I am still partial to caviar and water crackers. - Bring your own drinks. - Strictly NO EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS, BIRDS, CREATURES. Been there, done that. - If we can't agree a date, my 8 great grandparents will have final say.